new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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