I am spending my child support on dildos
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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