I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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