my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize