I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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