How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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