she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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