I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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