apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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