I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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