it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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