we have officially lost it.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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