he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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