Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
The adults are the big ones right?
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