When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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