Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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