hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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