brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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