I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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