I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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