I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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