i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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