The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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