Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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