I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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