6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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