the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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