why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
we should paint friendship bongs
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