I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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