McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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