Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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