How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize