And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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