in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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