are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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