ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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