his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Terrible idea I love it
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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