Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
dude. I can hear the air.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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