Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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