The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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