my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I think a kid would responsible me up
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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