If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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