Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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