just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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