I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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