You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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