You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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