5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
And then my night got REAL pukey
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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