You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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