I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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