i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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