More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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